So, we all know those bubbly, optimistic, so-sweet-you’ll-get-diabetes Online Dating advertisements. Well, allow me to tell you a short narrative on my one, only, and final online-met date.

Damn you founder of eHarmony (and my newest scapegoat), Neil Clark Warren! Why must your smile be so charming and comforting! Damn psychologist…
So, this was a few years ago, when everyone was hopping onto the whole online dating craze. I wasn’t in a desperate search for a mate, but I was curious and I was single, so I figured I’d give it a shot. I lived up in Calgary at the time, too. So, to make a long story short, I met this girl through a dating site, and for the sake of discretion.. I shall call her… Miss Ter E. (Get it, get it? “Mystery”! I’m a genius!]
So we do the usual, “What I like, what you like” thing. We had more then a few interests. We sent each other a photo. Mine was taken 6 months prior, and it was honest (albeit little flattering, but I certainly didn’t photoshop it!) She sent me hers, and she was certainly physically attractive. Unfortunately, much to mine soon-to-be-found-out chagrin, it was 4 years old. Lets just say… she looked different, and leave it there.
However, my real disappointment was lay in personality. You know how people say people’s personalities clash? Well, ours went together like two trains hurling toward each other whilst sharing the same track. I was all smiles and politeness, and Miss. Ter E was probably the most blunt person I have ever met. It was borderline embarrassing. But hey, like I said, it was just a personality clash. She wasn’t a bad person. I have no interest in demonizing my “blind date” (Because it certainly was blind. It was like having a date with someone I really didn’t know, regardless of our previous online banter.)
But, that was just how things worked out for me. First impressions and all that. When people ask me about online relationships and dating sights, I don’t start ranting and raving like some moon-stuck fool. I just tell them my story, but also point out the positive experiences others had. I’m not bitter.

“Happily ever after” my ass!!
Okay. Well… maybe a little bitter.






